when i used to smoke weed, 420 was the shit! but since i don’t smoke anymore i’m posting some videos on my website for the dead stoner in me.

its also really fucking hot in LA. tao has sweaty armpits and i just took a five hour energy drink because i don’t have any money to spend on coke……joking!

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.

this image brought back memories of a simpler time.

a time when i didn’t have to worry about the tax man and only worried about 7-11 clerks taking my fake id and ben & jerry half baked bars.

man! bro! friend! college was awesome! until i found out dre dre was gay and that i was the only one not getting laid in the UC.

i’m still not getting laid in 2k9 and i’m still masturbating to chrissy’s tits today. life rocks. it doesn’t really change.

and this was the mixtape of our innocence…

PIXIU (BEATKIDS)-TAPE 1-SIDE-B

if slim shady can make a come back in 2k9 why can’t BEATKIDS???????

if you followed my tweets today you may noticed i pulled a couple of pranks on my friend TAO. i’m sure he is plotting is revenge while i snap this sweet pic of him on my iphone.

here is a recollection of my april fool pranks:

TWEET 1. since i dont have any real friends i’ve been april fooling tao all morning.

TWEET 2. first i put him in the bathtub closed the shower curtain and waited. then i sprung my head through and said APRIL FOOLS!

TWEET 3. second i drove him to the vet, parked in the parking lot then waited as he whimpered I grabbed him and shook his little body screaming APRIL FOOLS!

TWEET 4. now i’m eating steak and cutting it into little bitty pieces and every time i take a bite i say yum! APRIL FOOLS!

TWEET 5. i just borrowed my neighbors cat, kicked tao out of the house and am playing with the cat in front of the window. TAO is clawing through the window trying to get my attention. APRIL FOOLS!

/the end